This image is saved on my computer with the filename “fucking_glasses.jpg”. It’s from my first day needing to wear glasses. I posted it on social media and the attention I got there only made me feel marginally better about my aging eyes, the passage of time, and the inevitability of death.
Now feels like the right time to mention that I have “fun at parties” listed under the “skills” section of my resumé.
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I can be reached at ironhoneybee@gmail.com.